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Porn. Pancakes. And Church?
Well, that’s a combination you didn’t think you’d ever see.
Written on Saturday, January 27th, 2007 by lorien1973 :: Be the first to Comment
I’d go to church more often if porn and pancakes were served every sunday.
A billboard advertisement near the church shows the words “Porn and Pancakes” written in syrup on a stack of flapjacks.
Are we sure it’s syrup? That’s the question.
I’ve always prayed for pancakes and porn and now my prayers have been answered! Hallejuh! Who wants to drive up to New York with me to join in on the fun?
When is Jenna going to be a guest speaker? I’ve heard her say “oh god” more than a few times.
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Tom Cruise is the Christ Child
Well, according to Scientologists. And who are we to argue? Lawyers make for convincing apostles.
Written on Tuesday, January 23rd, 2007 by lorien1973 :: 4 Comments so far
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