Well, according to Scientologists. And who are we to argue? Lawyers make for convincing apostles.
And here I thought Tom Cruise was the anti-christ. But I guess he’s Jesus instead.
The Mission: Impossible star has been told he has been “chosen” to spread the word of his faith throughout the world.
And leader David Miscavige believes that in future, Cruise, 44, will be worshipped like Jesus for his work to raise awareness of the religion.
He makes a good point, actually. Because Cruise will not be worshipped for the volleyball scene in Top Gun. No one can explain that to me, after all these years! How gay was that? And did it even make sense in the plot of the movie?
“Like Christ, he’s been criticised for his views. But future generations will realise he was right.”
Cruise joined the Church of Scientology in the ’80s. Leader L Ron Hubbard claimed humans bear traces of an ancient alien civilisation.
While the dig at Scientology at the end is pretty funny, at least include a link to Xenu.net to expound upon this further.
But, in reality, Scientology feeds into Hollywood types especially well. Scientologists believe that they are the most important people on planet and have Thetans inside them that need to be released to their natural state so they can save the universe or something. Hollywood types (with no real world skills) need to feel important, since they contribute basically nothing to the world, so this feeds their need for acceptance and superiority quite naturally.
Congratulations, Christ Child Cruise. Greed. Lies. And denying medical care to sick people. You should be proud.
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